A Quiz for Us Old Farts!

The “Grown Up” Survey (Meant to be completed by those out of high school)

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
‘Have you ever kissed someone?’
‘Missed someone?’
‘Told someone you loved them?’
‘Drank alcohol?’

Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more “mature”

1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Credit card
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? A while ago.
3. Last time you puked from drinking? Freshman year of college
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? Never danced on a bar–I don’t dance
5. Name of your first grade teacher? Ms. Pachella
6. What do you really want to be doing right now Sleeping
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? Teacher
8. How many colleges did you attend? Just one, unless you count the one class I took at Brandeis
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? Cause it was there.
10. GAS PRICES? Christ
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you? There’s a couple names I can think of that I don’t want to go very far…
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? Why didn’t my real alarm go off?
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? I didn’t think, I passed out
14. Favorite style of underwear? Bikini
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex? I don’t think about boy’s underwear
16. What errand/chore do you despise? Laundry
17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer? Of course.
18. Get up early or sleep in? Sleep in
19. What is your favorite cartoon character? Zim
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy? Coffee/philosophy
21. Have you found real love yet? I found it
22. When did you first start feeling old? About a year ago
23. Favorite 80’s movie? SpaceBalls
24. Your favorite lunch meat? I’m not big on lunch meat…
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam’s Club? I don’t have a membership yet
26. Beach or lake? Lake
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? Not at all
28. How many people do you stalk on livejournal?
29. Favorite guilty pleasure? Anime, but I don’t feel guilty about it
30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about? If I post it, people will find out…
31. What’s your drink? SoCo & Diet
32. Cowboys or Indians? Indians
33. Cops or Robbers? Cops
34. Who from high school would you like to run into? Raquel or Cherrie
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? WBCN
36. Norm or Cliff? Cliff, he was hysterical
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons? Simpsons
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? Sticking around with Danni as long as I did
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work? She’s great!
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill? No one in particular
41. What famous person(s) would you like to party with? Eh, I don’t think I’d like to party with famous people,they’re crazy
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with? Liv Tyler
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? Nope. But then again, I’ve never used one
44. Last book you read for real? I’m in the middle of 3 books, the last one I finished was probably some fantasy novel
45. Do you have a teddy bear? Obviously
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? The middle of the woods
47. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go? I’ve never been to CA, so I’ll have to go with San Fran
48. Do you go to church? No
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship? Career
50. Just how OLD are you? 27


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